Wednesday, 5 December 2007

The Worlds Most Stupid Christmas Gifts

As Christmas gets closer and closer with every passing day most of us will be racking our brains wondering what we can possibly buy for our friends and family,
The problem could be that you are trying too hard to buy them something nice!
why not forget about getting them something they will like and get them something completely stupid :-)

So here are some idea's of the most stupid Christmas gifts ever,

For Him

Perfect for any alcoholic boyfriend or husband with this wonderful Beer can and bottle holder belt will enable the love of your life to take to always carry enough beer to get him smashed with it he can effortlessly take his beer with him if he is out for a walk in the park or a day in work.

He will be so merry and gay this Christmas when he finds out you have bought him this wonderful book 'Cross Dress for Success' I'm sure he wont be able to put it down.

For Her

Give her a big, big surprise this Christmas with the worlds Largest bra!
You've heard of C-Cups. You've heard of D-Cups. Well, if you put the rest of the alphabet together, you might come close to describing this humongous, mind blowing brassiere.
it is over 3-Feet wide so she won't have to worry about having some extra Christmas pudding

Or give her what she has always dreamed of— A Divorce. This book promises “a thorough overview of the divorce process” and the great thing is this present might even save you money in the long run.

For the Mother in-law

They will feel all warm and fuzzy every time they take a bath or a shower with this delightful Crime Scene Towel featuring a chalk outline of a murder victim, it would be a crime not to get this for your Mother in-Law this Christmas.

For the Kids

Just imagine the look look of pure excitement and joy on there little faces when they take of the wrapping paper off to see this Librarian Action Figure!

She even has Amazing push button REALISTIC SHUSHING ACTION!

The Librarian Action Figure captures librarians' fierce yet friendly spirit. It's modeled after Nancy Pearl, a real-life librarian currently working in the U.S. Seattle area.

As an extra bonus, each package includes a miniature stack of random literature. You also get a brief history of libraries and a realistic check-out card in a classic library sleeve. Plus, you get two bookmarks and -- best of all -- a Nancy Pearl trading card! With all of that they really will be the envy of all of there friends.

1 comment:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The alcoholic boyfriend or husband should not get a belt - just coal!!

Hello from Speedcat :-)